An Important Message

[Tokyo Vigilante #1]

I've been married for almost two years now.

So, right before I sit down to poop I feel compelled to take off my wedding ring first. Then place it in my pocket.

Every time this happens, the following scene comes to mind.

Every. Single. Time.

[Perry]

You know you can keep your ring on if you use the toilet paper that is provided and not your hand, right?
 

[Tokyo Vigilante #1]

You know you can keep your ring on if you use the toilet paper that is provided and not your hand, right?
 

It's not the clean-up. I have a fear of it spontaneously falling off my hand and into the toilet. Makes no sense. I don't even want to look at my phone in front of the toilet as if I'll drop it - find out it's made of "flubber" - and bounce into the toilet.

Again, it's completely irrational, I realize that, but there you go.

I can only imagine dudes' reactions if they see me take off the ring before I go into the restroom or stall. As if I'm saying, "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen."

[Perry]

I can only imagine dudes' reactions if they see me take off the ring before I go into the restroom or stall. As if I'm saying, "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen."

 

[Jimmy T]

I think I read this thread daily, just because I laugh so damned hard at making the mini movie in my head of Tok walking to the restroom and if to say "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen. "

 

I'm not that way with the pooper, but I have to put my hands over my keys-even if in the front pocket of the pants- whenever I walk over any grating/sewer grates. I fear them spontaneously dropping down there.

Also, I have a somewhat okay irrational fear of umbrella tines when it's open. Not from my umbrella; no, from others. Being that I'm 6'4, and most others are not, when they are holding their umbrellas up and open, those tines are damned close to being in my eyes.

[Tokyo Vigilante #1]

I'm not that way with the pooper, but I have to put my hands over my keys-even if in the front pocket of the pants- whenever I walk over any grating/sewer grates. I fear them spontaneously dropping down there.

Ditto on this.