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FULL ENTERTAINMENT => AT THE MOVIES => Topic started by: jedicow on March 28, 2012, 01:51:34 AM



Title: the lorax
Post by: jedicow on March 28, 2012, 01:51:34 AM
so my wife and i took the kiddies to see the lorax this weekend and the experience prompted me to write this on my facebook page...(and yes, I wrote this)

Dr.Seuss' "The Lorax" re-written by me:

I am The Lorax and i speak for the movie fees.
Saturday matinee for 4? $45 bucks, if you please.
why the long face? you know movies aren't free.
... by the way, that's an extra 5 spot
for the effect of 3D.

Oh, and don't forget the popcorn, candy and soda pop too
one more family movie like this is going to break you.
you will need to take 5 extra weekends of call
just to afford 1 bag of popcorn...size small.

With all that money spent, you would think you could keep the glasses...
but no, come on now, don't be a bunch of dumbasses.
drop them in the bin, before you head out
and please come again, so we can turn your pockets inside out.


Title: Re: the lorax
Post by: G:The Last Man on March 28, 2012, 02:51:21 AM
Unless..... ;D