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Tokyo Vigilante #1
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« on: July 16, 2017, 12:11:54 PM »

I've been married for almost two years now.

So, right before I sit down to poop I feel compelled to take off my wedding ring first. Then place it in my pocket.

Every time this happens, the following scene comes to mind.

Every. Single. Time.


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Perry
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2017, 03:15:15 PM »

You know you can keep your ring on if you use the toilet paper that is provided and not your hand, right?
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2017, 03:51:26 PM »

You know you can keep your ring on if you use the toilet paper that is provided and not your hand, right?
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It's not the clean-up. I have a fear of it spontaneously falling off my hand and into the toilet. Makes no sense. I don't even want to look at my phone in front of the toilet as if I'll drop it - find out it's made of "flubber" - and bounce into the toilet.

Again, it's completely irrational, I realize that, but there you go.

I can only imagine dudes' reactions if they see me take off the ring before I go into the restroom or stall. As if I'm saying, "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen."
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2017, 05:36:21 PM »

I can only imagine dudes' reactions if they see me take off the ring before I go into the restroom or stall. As if I'm saying, "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen."

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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2017, 12:53:56 PM »

I think I read this thread daily, just because I laugh so damned hard at making the mini movie in my head of Tok walking to the restroom and if to say "Ring's off. Anything goes, gentlemen. "

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I'm not that way with the pooper, but I have to put my hands over my keys-even if in the front pocket of the pants- whenever I walk over any grating/sewer grates. I fear them spontaneously dropping down there.

Also, I have a somewhat okay irrational fear of umbrella tines when it's open. Not from my umbrella; no, from others. Being that I'm 6'4, and most others are not, when they are holding their umbrellas up and open, those tines are damned close to being in my eyes.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2017, 04:08:38 PM »

I'm not that way with the pooper, but I have to put my hands over my keys-even if in the front pocket of the pants- whenever I walk over any grating/sewer grates. I fear them spontaneously dropping down there.

Ditto on this.
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