Sorry, my man. No help from me as far as a comic themed opener. But I will say (as someone that has done the same) that you just can't go wrong with a comfortable opener. Most people have gone to these type ...
HEREBut I learned that as good as those can be, they can get kinda painful after about 200 cans or so
. For my money, ya just can't beat ...
THIS PUPPYI borrowed a neighbors one year and was really impressed with how much it saved the inside of my hands. I have not found another here, and I have never bothered to look for one, honestly, but if you can find one ... try it out.
Again, sorry about not having any comic themed idea on where to look, but at least think of your hand comfort