With total pants wetting glee of the upcoming ALIEN prequel (or not a prequel according to Ridley Scott), I present to you the head of the Weyland Corporation (the same company responsible for everyone's favorite, milk spewing android Bishop ... and the not so favorable one, Ash), Mr. Ted Weyland.
*Please note - this is prior to the merger with the Yutani company
Weyland(watch the video)